In which Julie and Stacey weigh in on the Oscar night fashion:
JL: And can you believe that she dates Ralph Fiennes? Clearly he prefers his women to have that "just risen from the dead" look.
SJ: Or maybe he's pigment blind. Like color blind but...pigmenty...
SJ: They might be zombies, Part Deux! Attack of the Beige!
SJ: Or maybe he's pigment blind. Like color blind but...pigmenty...
SJ: They might be zombies, Part Deux! Attack of the Beige!
JL: Anyone who dates Marilyn Manson qualifies as a zombie, no matter what they're wearing.
SJ: Look at you! So up on the gossip. I don't even know who I'm dating half the time. (Wait! I'm married. Heh.)
SJ: Beautiful dress, beautiful girl, totally tiara-worthy, but she still creeps me out a little. I get that "I'd like to suck your blood" vibe. Maybe it's all the red...
SJ: Look at you! So up on the gossip. I don't even know who I'm dating half the time. (Wait! I'm married. Heh.)
SJ: Beautiful dress, beautiful girl, totally tiara-worthy, but she still creeps me out a little. I get that "I'd like to suck your blood" vibe. Maybe it's all the red...
JL: I agree. Definitely a blood sucking vibe. It's her eyes.
SJ: Poor thing, she was clearly attacked by zombies pre-red carpet. It seems the damage was mostly to her hair, however, and her egglant chiffon number emerged relatively unscathed.
SJ: Poor thing, she was clearly attacked by zombies pre-red carpet. It seems the damage was mostly to her hair, however, and her egglant chiffon number emerged relatively unscathed.
JL: Do you think it was zombies? I was thinking birds.
SJ: You could be right. Looking for a place to nest, but were overwhelmed by toxic Aquanet fumes?
SJ: Jessica Biel attempts to conceal a flesh-eating midget beneath the poof on her dress...or maybe she's just sneaking in some snacks for later. Those award shows can go on forever, I hear.
SJ: You could be right. Looking for a place to nest, but were overwhelmed by toxic Aquanet fumes?
SJ: Jessica Biel attempts to conceal a flesh-eating midget beneath the poof on her dress...or maybe she's just sneaking in some snacks for later. Those award shows can go on forever, I hear.
JL: Sigh. Jessica B. is a perpetual disappointment on the red carpet. Such wasted potential.
SJ: Yep. She coulda been a contender.
SJ: Corpse Flower: The Dress. It blooms amogst the decay.
SJ: Yep. She coulda been a contender.
SJ: Corpse Flower: The Dress. It blooms amogst the decay.
JL: Mary Hart made the top ten at Miss America in 1970 . . . so I assume once upon a time she knew how to dress.
SJ: Or the seventies were creepy and corpse-flowerish.
SJ: Gothic Princess run Amok avec le dead bird en zee chest. (That's how you learn to speak French when you're raised in Arkansas. For ze real, we have some of the most poorly funded public schools in la nation.)
SJ: Or the seventies were creepy and corpse-flowerish.
SJ: Gothic Princess run Amok avec le dead bird en zee chest. (That's how you learn to speak French when you're raised in Arkansas. For ze real, we have some of the most poorly funded public schools in la nation.)
JL: Do you think she plucked those feathers herself? Or had her evil minions do it?
SJ: Totally minions. I want some minions!
SJ: And I think we have a winner! I can't imagine a more perfect Zombies in Tiaras dress. It's got the floofy, the sparkles, the black netting hacked at strange angles in order to lend it a vaguely menacing air. Love it. I think we should buy knock-offs Jules and wear them...somewhere. I don't really go many swank-worthy places? I mean...maybe Wal-Mart. Occasionally the hubs and I drag the kids to the sushi bar down the street. How about you?
SJ: Totally minions. I want some minions!
SJ: And I think we have a winner! I can't imagine a more perfect Zombies in Tiaras dress. It's got the floofy, the sparkles, the black netting hacked at strange angles in order to lend it a vaguely menacing air. Love it. I think we should buy knock-offs Jules and wear them...somewhere. I don't really go many swank-worthy places? I mean...maybe Wal-Mart. Occasionally the hubs and I drag the kids to the sushi bar down the street. How about you?
JL: Same here. The mall is about as swanky as I get. BUT luckily, you don't need a special occasion to wear a Zombie in Tiara worthy dress! It's all about the attitude!
More about how to work the Zombie In Tiara dress next week!
Julie and Stacey
More about how to work the Zombie In Tiara dress next week!
Julie and Stacey
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