Shhhh, don't tell Stacey--it's me, Julie, hijacking the blog. It's probably not nice to highjack the blog from your critique partner, but I can't help it. I MUST express my fangirl love for Stacey's latest book, My So-Called Death because it's SO FREAKING HILARIOUS.
I know, I know. You probably think I'm just saying that because she's the zombie to my tiara, but I'm not!! Really. I'm not that nice. Plus, I had an independent expert review the book and she agrees with me.
Transcript of text messages between me and independent expert:
Me: What up?
Expert: Y r u texting me?
Me: I can't text my own daughter?
Expert: No
Me: What r u doing?
Expert: Mommy stop trying to act cool
Me: Abigail texts u
Expert: Abigail is my age 11
Expert: Plus u r sitting on couch next 2 me
Expert: And u type slow
Me: did u like Stacey's book?
Expert: Duh, it has dead people in it
Me: U like it bc there r dead people?
Expert: the dead people r funny. like sarcastic and stuff.
Expert: it only took me 1 day 2 finish
Me: Do u want to write a review of it for our blog?
Expert: use 4 not for
Me: I'll think about it
Expert: Did u know daddy can't make smiley face?
Me: daddy is text challenged.
Me: So?? Do u want 2 write review?
Expert: like a book report?
Me: sort of, not really. u just tell what u like about it and y.
Expert: how is that not like book report?
Me: um ... well, u dont have to draw a picture
Expert: no thanks
Expert: but tell stacey she writes really good dead people
Me: great. she'll b thrilled i'm sure
